My coworkers are the best
E: So, someone checking in just got sent to my room at Hotel Indigo. 2/2 on mixups here, don't think I want to stay here ever again
J: Lame!!! Sure it wasn't an 'escort'?
E: Well, it's possible, but she was a middle-aged mom type...
M: My favorite kind
J: +1 for milfs
E: Sorry, the run-down mom who looks more 50+ when she's actually 40. But if that's what you want, then your holiday gifts will be easy!
J: That made it awkward. I don't want to *own* one.
M: I do. Get me cookies mom-slave!
September 20, 2013 at 11:42pm
Dorking out with a GIF booth. As you do.
September 19, 2013 at 11:08pm
Thanks for a fun opening night and the beautiful badge, #xoxofest
September 15, 2013 at 6:30pm
Yesterday I got super cerebral on Medium about my move earlier this year to PDX.
September 12, 2013 at 11:26pm
From a phone conversation earlier with my mom (obviously translated from Mandarin): “You wouldn’t believe the replies I’m getting from [my room for rent ad on] Craigslist! There was the Filipino, then the elderly white guy who was ‘working on a novel’…”
I always knew she was racist in the super-traditional-Chinese-person kind of way, but I kind of assumed that being here for 20+ years would have softened her up a bit in that regard…
August 14, 2013 at 9:19pm
I, entrepreneur, have never heard of a product like the one I am producing (largely because I did no research, which I don’t need to do, because if there were such a product, surely I would already know about it!), therefore said product must not exist. And I do not personally know anyone addressing this market, therefore this market must be new and fundamentally under-served!
January 31, 2013 at 11:05pm
Latest musical addiction. I can’t wait to hear what they come up with next.
October 25, 2012 at 12:30pm
"Pinesong" by A Fine Frenzy
Thursday morning work inspiration.
"I L U" by School of Seven Bells
Because whether you’re having a stressful, busy, or surprisingly smooth Monday, this song makes it better.